rybroskeez:

cockringtoss:

why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew

(via creatingrunes)

radical-illusion:

theyellowbrickroad:

when i was 14 i was really against drugs but all of my friends were into getting high so i went to whole foods and bought empty pill capsules and filled them with sugar and told my friends that it was a new drug named pax imported from africa and that my other friends older brother gave them to me and my friends pretended like they got high off of the pills and it just made my life tbh

im crying 

(via agilityqueef)

ameliated:

im-not-your-average-teenager:

eternalseptember:

Other Half

I love this so much

The Origin of Love. Beautifully illustrated.

(via yesimbeyonce)

lexsloan:

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

Lolno people don’t like me

(Source: mcclairstonem, via and-none-for-gretchen-weinersbye)

lunartes:

Prank idea: Put on a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio. Harass the weatherman. Nobody at home will know why he’s freaking out.

(Source: scarletarcana, via richardonttouchme)